The Ultimate Male Cold Dream

You settle on the couch… Surround sound. Big flat screen. The game is on. You feel like a cold one. Couch Potatoes have been waiting for this for years. Well, here it is. The one, the only, The Beer Launcher. No more shuffling to the refrigerator to grab a beer in the middle of a game. No more missing  Peyton Manning hurl a fire ball for a  touch down or Allen Iverson sink a three pointer from way down town or A-Rod hit a home run… you do not have to move anymore. Keep your eyes on the screen, extend your right arm and gently press a button on a remote control, touchdown….. A beer lands in your palm. What more can a man ask for? This is no dream and it’s no joke.

The launcher uses an auto loading 10 beer magazine. Beer launches and launch angles can be controlled remotely with a keyless vehicle entry system. All you need to do is sit on your couch and press a button.  

The man responsible for this invention is John Cornwell, an engineer from South Carolina. “I conceived it right after I got out of Duke University in 20006,” he has said. “I missed the college scene. It embodies the college spirit that I didn’t want to let go of.” When you click the remote, a tiny elevator inside a refrigerator lifts a beer can through an opening and loads it on a catapult arm of the fridge. A second click and the beer can is capable of soaring to a distance of 20 feet.

The exact distance and angle where you need your beer delivered can be controlled. Precision couch service. Cornwell is presently discussing manufacturing plans with a brewing company. For those wanting to see the beer launcher in action, metacafe.com is the site to visit. So now, when you hibernate on your couch, wishing you had a cold beer right there, right now, dream of the beer launcher. And what about the empty beer cans surrounding the couch? Who’s going to dump them in the garbage bin? We have word that someone is working on that one right now.

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