Bite Me, Sweet Jesus Christ

Cosimo Cavallaro. Works include film features, commercials, and sculpture. Born in Montreal, Canada, moved to New York 1995.Recently, Cavallaro took over 200 pounds of milk chocolate, created a six foot crucified Christ, naked, genitals prominently exposed and joked that viewers could take a  bite out of Jesus. Christians were not amused. The sculpture was scheduled […]

What does the DNA of Jesus Christ Look Like? James Cameron Knows….

James Cameron, American film director, and Canadian Jewish archaeologist and documentarian Simcha Jacobovich claim they have uncovered histories greatest enigma. They have the DNA of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. They also state they have discovered the entire family of Jesus of Nazareth. “It doesn’t get bigger than this,” Cameron has proclaimed. “We’ve done our […]

New Jersey, Final Resting Place for Trump

Eventually Donald Trump plans to settle in New Jersey.Yea, eventually. No, he is not planning to come to Monroe Center in a bid for a hostile take over. It would be an entertaining idea, but…. Right now there are too many things going on in his life. But, if and when he dies, Trump has […]

Madonna and Gandhi

Talking on Sirius Satellite Radio, Madonna proclaimed that she wants to be like Gandhi. Yes, she actually said that! Maybe she wants to take on the British Empire, what’s left of it. Maybe she wants to wear a loin cloth and go on a fast unto death, proclaiming that the British must stop sipping tea […]

Man In The Middle

 
How many people remember John Ekwugha Amaechi, former NBA center? Not too many. Amaechi’s career was certainly not an illustrious one. He was a black man who could not jump. He retired January 2004 after the New York Knicks waived him. Amaechi was tossed around from the Cleveland Cavaliers to the Utha Jazz to the […]

Dixie Chicks Go Pop, Brown Still Around, and The Grammy Goes To…

The Dixie Chicks are no longer country. Their un-country experiments titled ‘Taking The Long Way,’ bagged Five Grammy Awards at the 2007 ceremony. The Cowgirls are off the saddle, out of Yeeehaw Junction and heading for wide open spaces. They have crossed the Mason-Dixon Line. Texan gals, The Dixie Chicks attained international notoriety after Natalie […]

A Song For Woody

He who was once terrified of leaving Manhattan,  now he makes films in England. Here is a tribute to filmmaker and jazz man  Woody Allen.
“The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New Jersey.”

Hey, Mr.Allen, Monroe Center is in New Jersey. Yes, he says things like that. Allen Stewart Knoigsberg. He put a […]

The Last Bus to Coltrane

He followed her husband’s sound in life; he followed her silent footsteps in death. There is something metaphysical about what happened on January 12 and 13. Alice Coltrane, wife of John Coltrane died, January 12. Saxophonist, Michael Brecker always wanted to be John Coltrane. He remains the only musician whose genius came close to the […]

Really, Are You Still Married?

Women don’t really need men anymore. Not in the traditional manner anyway. Men are not the sole financial earners that they used to be. Women don’t need men to bring home the bacon. They own the damn hog farm.
For the first time in the history of the United States, married couples are a minority. That […]

The Truman Show Screen Play by Harper Lee

The Monroe Center, Hoboken and  Monroeville, Alabama.
What’s the connection here?
Nothing.
Just a coincidence of names.
Just thought I would mention it, that’s all.
Something happened this month. Old Harper Lee, came out of seclusion after a long, long time. She is America’s most famous recluse. Harper Lee, all of eighty-years-old emerged from her tomb this January in […]