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Joan and Bones, A French Shocker
Everyone knows the history. How Joan of Arc fought the invading English and won. She was burned alive for heresy and witchcraft in 1431. In 1867, Joan’s remains were discovered by a student, in the attic of a Paris Pharmacy. How did they know back then that these were the remains of Joan of Arc? […]
Bite Me, Sweet Jesus Christ
Cosimo Cavallaro. Works include film features, commercials, and sculpture. Born in Montreal, Canada, moved to New York 1995.Recently, Cavallaro took over 200 pounds of milk chocolate, created a six foot crucified Christ, naked, genitals prominently exposed and joked that viewers could take a bite out of Jesus. Christians were not amused. The sculpture was scheduled […]
The Ultimate Male Cold Dream
You settle on the couch… Surround sound. Big flat screen. The game is on. You feel like a cold one. Couch Potatoes have been waiting for this for years. Well, here it is. The one, the only, The Beer Launcher. No more shuffling to the refrigerator to grab a beer in the middle of a […]
Our Father Who Art In Prison
There is a strange mantra “We Roman Catholics” are extremely fond of repeating. “Everything Happens for The Best.” It often provides great alibis. It’s not a Biblical aphorism. The origin of the ancient saying cannot be ascertained, but that does not weaken its pseudo-philosophical content. The words are clear, asking one to depart from logic […]
The Conservative Liberal Independent All American Hypocrite
A Newt is a slimy ugly reptile that crawls. It uses camouflage against predators. It is a master at the art of deception.
Newt Gingrich is thinking of running for office of the President of the United States in 2008.Mr Morality. Honest Abe. Conservative God. Mr. Family Values. You could not find a better Republican.
He was […]
Scottie Pippen: A Calculated Come Back
The Zen Master, Phil Jackson wants Scottie Maurice Pippen to leave Fort Lauderdale where Pippen now resides in retirement and journey to Los Angeles. The Lakers have suffered ever since Big Daddy Shaq decided to walk to Miami. Kobe Bryant, of the Lakers is a great player with a greater ego but he cannot slice […]
What does the DNA of Jesus Christ Look Like? James Cameron Knows….
James Cameron, American film director, and Canadian Jewish archaeologist and documentarian Simcha Jacobovich claim they have uncovered histories greatest enigma. They have the DNA of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. They also state they have discovered the entire family of Jesus of Nazareth. “It doesn’t get bigger than this,” Cameron has proclaimed. “We’ve done our […]
New Jersey, Final Resting Place for Trump
Eventually Donald Trump plans to settle in New Jersey.Yea, eventually. No, he is not planning to come to Monroe Center in a bid for a hostile take over. It would be an entertaining idea, but…. Right now there are too many things going on in his life. But, if and when he dies, Trump has […]
Madonna and Gandhi
Talking on Sirius Satellite Radio, Madonna proclaimed that she wants to be like Gandhi. Yes, she actually said that! Maybe she wants to take on the British Empire, what’s left of it. Maybe she wants to wear a loin cloth and go on a fast unto death, proclaiming that the British must stop sipping tea […]
Man In The Middle
How many people remember John Ekwugha Amaechi, former NBA center? Not too many. Amaechi’s career was certainly not an illustrious one. He was a black man who could not jump. He retired January 2004 after the New York Knicks waived him. Amaechi was tossed around from the Cleveland Cavaliers to the Utha Jazz to the […]