Our Father Who Art In Prison

There is a strange mantra “We Roman Catholics” are extremely fond of repeating. “Everything Happens for The Best.” It often provides great alibis. It’s not a Biblical aphorism. The origin of the ancient saying cannot be ascertained, but that does not weaken its pseudo-philosophical content. The words are clear, asking one to depart from logic […]

The Conservative Liberal Independent All American Hypocrite

A Newt is a slimy ugly reptile that crawls. It uses camouflage against predators. It is a master at the art of deception.
 
Newt Gingrich is thinking of running for office of the President of the United States in 2008.Mr Morality. Honest Abe. Conservative God. Mr. Family Values. You could not find a better Republican.
 
He was […]

Scottie Pippen: A Calculated Come Back

 
The Zen Master, Phil Jackson wants Scottie Maurice Pippen to leave Fort Lauderdale where Pippen now resides in retirement and journey to Los Angeles. The Lakers have suffered ever since Big Daddy Shaq decided to walk to Miami. Kobe Bryant, of the Lakers is a great player with a greater ego but he cannot slice […]

What does the DNA of Jesus Christ Look Like? James Cameron Knows….

James Cameron, American film director, and Canadian Jewish archaeologist and documentarian Simcha Jacobovich claim they have uncovered histories greatest enigma. They have the DNA of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. They also state they have discovered the entire family of Jesus of Nazareth. “It doesn’t get bigger than this,” Cameron has proclaimed. “We’ve done our […]

New Jersey, Final Resting Place for Trump

Eventually Donald Trump plans to settle in New Jersey.Yea, eventually. No, he is not planning to come to Monroe Center in a bid for a hostile take over. It would be an entertaining idea, but…. Right now there are too many things going on in his life. But, if and when he dies, Trump has […]

Madonna and Gandhi

Talking on Sirius Satellite Radio, Madonna proclaimed that she wants to be like Gandhi. Yes, she actually said that! Maybe she wants to take on the British Empire, what’s left of it. Maybe she wants to wear a loin cloth and go on a fast unto death, proclaiming that the British must stop sipping tea […]

Man In The Middle

 
How many people remember John Ekwugha Amaechi, former NBA center? Not too many. Amaechi’s career was certainly not an illustrious one. He was a black man who could not jump. He retired January 2004 after the New York Knicks waived him. Amaechi was tossed around from the Cleveland Cavaliers to the Utha Jazz to the […]

Dixie Chicks Go Pop, Brown Still Around, and The Grammy Goes To…

The Dixie Chicks are no longer country. Their un-country experiments titled ‘Taking The Long Way,’ bagged Five Grammy Awards at the 2007 ceremony. The Cowgirls are off the saddle, out of Yeeehaw Junction and heading for wide open spaces. They have crossed the Mason-Dixon Line. Texan gals, The Dixie Chicks attained international notoriety after Natalie […]

A Song For Woody

He who was once terrified of leaving Manhattan,  now he makes films in England. Here is a tribute to filmmaker and jazz man  Woody Allen.
“The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New Jersey.”

Hey, Mr.Allen, Monroe Center is in New Jersey. Yes, he says things like that. Allen Stewart Knoigsberg. He put a […]

CASTRO Se Acabo, Amigo

Fidel Castro is dying. Words many have waited 48 years to hear. Wild fires sweep through Miami. Congas beat down 8th street at 3 in the morning. Hysterical dancing. Mucho Cerveza. People kneeling in the streets. Praying for his death. Petitions to Mother Mary. Let him die, now. Down in Little Havana’s ‘Calle Ocho’ crowds […]